10 More Tips and Tricks to Survive Long Haul Flights

Ah, long haul flights – the ultimate test of your patience, stamina, and ability to endure endless legroom negotiations. But fear not, weary traveller! You’ve probably read our previous article on 14 tips and tricks for surviving long haul flights. Well, here’s ten more delightfully cheeky tips that will transform your marathon in the sky from a dreaded ordeal into a manageable adventure. 

Whether you’re jetting off to the bustling streets of Tokyo or the sun-soaked beaches of Sydney, these tricks are guaranteed to maximise your comfort levels when you’re 10,000 metres above the ground. Ready to soar? Let’s dive in!

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1. Book Early for the Golden Seats

Think of securing your seat as claiming prime real estate in the sky. The earlier you book, the better your chances of nabbing that coveted window spot for epic views or an aisle seat for swift lavatory sprints. Don’t wait until the last minute – because nothing screams “I’m organised” like having your favourite seat all to yourself. Early birds get the best seats, and your future comfy self will be forever grateful.

2. Back Seats Aren’t the Villains

Sure, the back of the plane might get a bad rep, but don’t let that fool you. While it’s true that the back can be a tad noisier and you might be the last to disembark, there are perks! Often quieter and sometimes boasting a smidgen more legroom, the rear can be your sanctuary. Plus, if you’re flying with an airline that doesn’t assign seats, you might just score a row all to yourself. Who knew villainy could be so rewarding?

3. Air Miles: Your Ticket to Luxury

Got a stash of air miles gathering dust? It’s time to put them to good use! Upgrade to first class and indulge in extra legroom, gourmet meals, and that plush seat that practically whispers sweet nothings to your tired bones. If your miles are running low, splurging on a premium economy seat might just be worth the investment for a smoother, sassier ride. Because who doesn’t want to sip champagne at 10,000 metres?

4. Charm Your Way to a Free Upgrade

Feeling lucky? Channel your inner James Bond and try for a last-minute upgrade. Arrive early, dress to impress, travel solo, and flash that winning smile. Airlines adore a good charm offensive, especially if you’re a frequent flyer with elite status. Who knows? You might just find yourself lounging in first class, living the high life without spending an extra dollar.

5. Early Check-In: Avoid the Airport Madness

Nothing screams “nightmare” quite like dashing through a bustling airport only to realise you’re about to miss your flight. Check in early to breeze through security and secure your preferred seat without breaking a sweat. Early birds not only get the worm but also a stress-free start to their journey. Smooth sailing from here on out!

6. De-Stress Before Boarding

Airport chaos got you frazzled? Take a deep breath and find your zen before you board. Enjoy a leisurely breakfast, hit the gym, or lose yourself in a good book. A calm pre-flight mindset sets the tone for a more pleasant journey. Remember, nobody enjoys a cranky co-pilot (ahem, fellow passenger), so keep your cool and spread the good vibes.

7. Master the Art of the Minimalist Personal Item

Long haul flights require essentials, but overpacking is a no-go. Keep your personal item light and streamlined with only what you truly need – Think snacks, a book, and maybe a cheeky eye mask. Less clutter means more space to relax and enjoy the flight. After all, nobody wants to play Tetris with your bag every time you need a mid-flight nibble.

8. Pillow Talk: Bring Your Own Comfort

Let’s be honest – Airline pillows are the stuff of nightmares (literally). Invest in a quality travel pillow to support your neck and ensure a restful slumber. Whether you prefer the classic neck roll or something more avant-garde, your neck will thank you. Trust us, arriving without a crick is pure bliss, and your neck will be singing your praises all the way to your destination.

9. Buckle Up (But Stylishly)

Planning to cocoon yourself in a blanket? Make sure your seat belt remains visible. Airlines might need to check if you’re buckled up during turbulence, and no one wants to be rudely awakened mid-nap. Tuck it over your blanket for easy access, or embrace the art of the stylish belt tuck – because safety and style can indeed coexist at 30,000 feet.

10. Unleash Your Inner Picasso

Long hours in a metal tube can be the perfect canvas for creativity. Bring along a sketchpad, doodle book, or even a puzzle to keep your mind engaged. Switching up activities keeps boredom at bay and makes time fly by – literally! Who knows, you might just create your next masterpiece while the rest of the world is snoozing away.

Bonus Tip: Pack Lots of Activities for Your Kids

If you’re travelling with the little ones, this one’s golden. Keep those tiny travellers entertained with a stash of colouring books, stickers, and games. Happy kids mean a happier flight for everyone, and you might just earn some serious brownie points for being the ultimate in-flight superhero. Plus, a well-entertained child can be the difference between a peaceful journey and a chaotic conga line down the aisle.

There you have it – ten (plus one) delightfully cheeky tips to turn your long haul flight from a dreaded ordeal into a manageable adventure. Next time you’re gearing up for long haul flights, remember these nuggets of wisdom and soar through with style, sass, and a smile. Safe travels, you magnificent sky explorer!

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