Darren YeohIf you’re someone who loves to travel, especially around Southeast Asia, you’ve probably heard about how Malaysia is one of the best places to visit. Travellers rave about the lovely tropical weather, friendly locals, amazing attractions…
Well, take it from me, a Malaysian: planning to go on a holiday in Malaysia anytime soon? WORST. IDEA. EVER. Think I’m trying to pull your leg? Here are 20 reasons to convince you.
Read this article in Chinese: 绝对不要到马来西亚旅游的20个理由！
1. It’s not like our islands and beaches are anything special
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2. We’ve got nothing to offer in terms of breathtaking scenery
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3. Nope, nothing special about our tropical rainforests either
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4. Or any of our exotic wildlife
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5. And these are really just tasteless graffiti
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6. I mean, that’s the problem, cultural tourism just isn’t a thing in Malaysia anymore
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7. Everything is modern; no one really sticks to tradition anymore
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8. And there’s just nothing in Malaysia which has historical value
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9. And don’t get me started on the food – it’s not delicious at all
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10. And let’s be honest, our snacks and traditional kuihs severely lack variety
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11. Malaysia is just so underdeveloped
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12. I mean, it’s so far behind other countries within the region in terms of technology and engineering
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13. Obviously, there’s nothing exciting to do in Malaysia
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14. Absolutely nothing
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15. And Legoland is just plain boring… that’s why there’s only one within the entire region
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16. Our malls are equally uninspiring; there’s nothing in them
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17. Our sporting events are a torture to watch
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18. And nobody turns up for any events or festivals
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19. There’s nowhere to relax and have a nice drink
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20. To top it off, nightlife is totally non-existent in Malaysia
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So, yeah. Unless you’re prepared to fall completely in love with another country, I’d suggest that you stay away from Malaysia.
What? You still feel like visiting my country? Can’t say I didn’t warn you!
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Let me wish you a pleasant stay in Malaysia in advance. Selamat Datang! (That means ‘welcome’)
